Lady: Is your turkey deli meat or shaved turkey?

Me: It’s deli meat and pretty tasty

Lady: Ok well instead of Smoked turkey on my sandwich can I have Oven roasted or Honey gold?

(Grinning and holding back the chuckles)

Me: Well mam, we’re not a proper deli, we’re a sports bar so we only carry what’s on the menu.

Lady: Oh. I’ll take the Hummus then.

Me: Great choice. ;)